第724章 猴子出不来了?
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“观音?”
唐僧一听,顿时大怒,咬牙切齿道:“哼,竟是观音那个泼妇指点的你,那佛爷我救你个锤子……”
说着,唐僧转身便要走。
猴子一听,顿时急了,忙大叫道:“师傅,慢着,慢着,您是不是与观音有什么恩怨呢?”
唐僧转过身来,怒视孙猴子,大叫道:“哼,观音那厮竟然敢联合外人来算计佛爷,弄得佛爷我生不如死,狗日的,迟早有一日,佛爷我要将她摁在地上摩擦……”
猴子一张毛脸狠狠的抖了抖,讪笑道:“师傅,您说的那个摩擦,是哪个摩擦?”
唐僧听得一愣,随即咧嘴笑道:“你这猴子倒是有些意思!”
猴子咧嘴笑道:“师傅,俺老孙很有意思的,您快救俺老孙出来……”
唐僧看着猴子,嘿嘿贼笑道:“猴儿,要佛爷我救你,也不难,你需得按照佛爷我说的来做……”
猴子一听,顿时大点其头,道:“师傅快说,您要俺老孙做什么,俺老孙就做什么!”
猴子已经被镇压在五指山五百年了,都快被憋疯了,此时自然是唐僧提什么要求,他都会答应了。
唐僧看着孙猴子,咧嘴笑道:“猴子,你跟佛爷对着西方大骂三声,观音,我迟早要将你摁在地上摩擦,佛爷我就放你出来……”
猴子一脸悻悻的看着唐僧,讪笑道:“师傅,这不好吧?观音菩萨对俺老孙还是挺不错的,这……”
唐僧撇了撇嘴,不屑道:“哼,你这猴子,你若是不按照佛爷我说的来做,佛爷我就不救你出来,你就在这山下待着吧你,佛爷我去也!”
说着,唐僧转身便走。
“停停停,师傅,俺老孙按照您说的做,还不行嘛!”
孙猴子忙道。
唐僧转过身来,看向孙猴子,咧嘴道:“猴儿,快说,快说!”
猴子无奈,只得面朝西方,大叫道:“观音,俺老孙迟早将你地上摩擦……”
“俺老孙迟早将你摁在地上摩擦!”
“俺老孙迟早将你摁在地上摩擦……”
一连喊了三声,声音滚滚如潮,向着西方传去。
……
西方世界,大雷音寺中。
观音菩萨此时的俏脸已经黑成了锅底,气的娇躯乱颤,银牙咬的咯嘣作响。
今天,她可谓是丢人丢到了姥姥家了!
如今这般情况,诸佛都在场,却被那只猴子这般戏弄。
观音都恨不得找条地缝钻进去了。
如来佛祖尴尬不已,讪笑道:“那个……那个观音尊者,不过是一只泼猴罢了,不必介怀,不必介怀……”
哼,他们不是骂你,如果骂你,怕是你的老脸比我的都黑……观音菩萨一脸的盛怒,都快气炸了。
……
西行路上,李潇拉住麒麟的脚步,轻笑道:“这猴子和肌肉妖僧,绝对是一个绝佳的组合,贫道突然不想向前走了,要不……咱们等上这一人一猴,这一路西行,定然会十分的热闹,你们以为如何?”
杨蛟听得眼睛一亮,哈哈大笑道:“对对对,师傅,我们等上那一人一猴!”
就连不苟言笑的望舒神女都笑了起来。
李北也是一脸的神往。
毕竟,这一路走去,实在是太寂寞了,太无聊了。
找些个乐子,倒也是件十分有趣的事情。
……
五行山。
猴子喊了三声,看向唐僧,咧嘴笑道:“师傅,俺老孙已经喊了,您快些放俺老孙出来!”
唐僧咧嘴笑道:“好好好,放心,佛爷我这就放你出来!”
说着,唐僧抬头向上看去,却发现,五行山上,竟然有一座巨大的宫殿,不由咧嘴笑道:“猴儿,你这上面还有一座宫殿,难道此处还有人居住不成?”
孙猴子咧嘴道:“师傅,你是不知道,这宫殿,是突然从天上掉下来的,哦,对了,还有那个自称是三界第一人的李潇还在这里住了些日子呢,他那个三弟子杨蛟,真特么的不是个东西,等俺老孙出去了,俺老孙一定不会放过他的……”
唐僧听得一愣,咧嘴笑道:“好好好,佛爷我这就放你出来!”
说着,唐僧两只大手伸出,抓住神山,竟是要将五行山整个举起来。
“轰隆隆……”
无数的山石滚落,向着下方砸落下来。
猴子被石头砸的哇哇大叫,道:“师傅,你这样不行,你得去先去上面揭去了那佛偈,俺老孙自然就脱困了……”
“哦!”
唐僧这才停下来,纵身一跃,彷如炮弹一般,便冲了出去。
下一刻,唐僧便来到了五行山的山顶,然后看到了那一道佛偈。
唐僧伸手正要去揭那佛偈,那佛偈突然自行飘走了。
唐僧看的一愣,随即扯开嗓子,大吼道:“猴儿,佛偈已
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