第一百六十四章 破马张飞-单二嫂
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“她叫吴婧,是我父亲旧部之女,是小时候定下的亲事,比我大四岁。”
“你们别看他像个女的,可比男的都虎,打小我就烦她,所以十七岁年那年跑婚,跟了刘老大出来占山为王的!”
“这些年,就为了躲着她,我是从东到西,从南到北,换了无数的山头,可她还是跟瘟神一样能找着。”
听完倒霉催的单思礼唠叨完他与吴氏的事,秦晙与几个千骑军官也不由替他挠脑袋;这娘们太彪了,连男人都打,单思礼那张老脸都让挠花了。
“可人家已经找到府里了,总得想个办法吧!”
“我可打你招呼,别看我大兄年轻,可却是个说一不二的脾气,家中、军中都是如此。”
一听秦晙这话,单思礼抱着头长叹,秦睿的事迹他这段日子可是听说了不少,他当然知道秦晙不是开玩笑。
“办法?啥办法?”,说到这,捂着脑袋的单思礼,抬起头来,试着说:“要不,我还是跑吧!对,就是跑!”
见单思礼做势要跑,秦晙赶紧喊住了:“回来,你跑个屁啊,你让孟拱和吕翼这十几个人跟着你一块跑啊!”
“再说了,往哪跑?你以前不也跑了吗?人家最后还不是找到你了,这能解决问题吗?荒唐!”
这时候,一直沉默不语的薛讷说话了:“老单啊,咱可不能背信弃义,将军最恨的就是这种人。去年骁骑营那个,就因为背信弃义,差点被军仗打死。”
见单思礼一脸茫然,秦晙叹了一口气,沉声解释了原委,总结起来就是有个校尉好赌,把婆娘压给别人,回营借钱赎人,让秦睿知道了。
钱,秦睿自掏腰包帮着还了,还派人去接了回来,与此同时还当着全军的面,以军仗惩罚那校尉,要不是他婆娘求情,这人就打死了。
也就是从那以后,千骑就有一条没有写进军法的规矩,凡是抛妻弃子的,一律仗刑至死,不论官阶、战功,任何人都不例外。
今儿要是单思礼带人跑了,那不仅是背信弃义,更是逃兵,结果就一目了然了,除了被砍头,秦晙实在想不出来会有别的可能。
“老单,你想想,他是你婆娘,你得管她呀!否则以后在军中还怎么立足,没有地方住,回神都后找翟长史,他手头还有不少空房子呢,是专门给弟兄们预备的。”
啪,单思礼重重拍了下桌子,硬着头皮反驳秦晙:“不是!老子可从来都没碰过她,她完全可以当没有那份婚书嘛!”........
胡国公府东则厢房,这里原本就是给家将们休息的地方,因为在长安没有驻地,此次随行的钦差卫队也尽数被安置在此。单思礼的婆娘-吴氏此时也正与弟兄们说着闲话。
“哎呀我的天,真不知道你们家将军是怎么想的,用单思礼那样的人当官?”
“十岁了还在被窝里尿尿,半夜里,我睡的迷迷糊糊的,就感觉有人在摇晃我,睁眼就看到他可怜巴巴说:姐,姐,我求求帮帮忙,千万不要告诉我娘啊!”
“第二天院子里就挂着一个这么大圈的被子,那个骚啊,院子里都臭烘烘的。都多大的人了,没事还跟他三弟,吧嗒吧嗒的抢奶吃呢!”
哈哈......,将士们都被吴氏说的事逗乐了,这些十几二十岁的壮小伙,都喜欢听这种带点荤的段子,所以也就都跟着起哄。
而这一幕,尽数被赶来找他的单思礼看在眼里,气的他是七窍冒烟,怒吼了一声:闭嘴;随即黑着脸走了进来,千骑的士卒们也都捂着嘴,退到一旁。
“给老子该干啥干啥去,要是耽误了熄灯的时间,看老子不抽你们这群兔崽子!”,话毕,单思礼不由的指了指吴氏,嘴也哆嗦着不知道说什么好。
“你瞅啥,这有啥的,夫妻不救那点事吗?他们早晚得过这关。”,说完这话,吴氏还用手里的果子砸了单思礼的头。
“胡扯,你给老子过来!给你找个地方睡!”,随后一把抓过吴氏,不管她骂骂咧咧,连打带踹的就要把人拽。
可吴氏却咬了他一口,一把将单思礼推了个跟头,随即大摇大摆的走到一旁的塌前,一边拿着被子,一边说着:“你睡哪儿,我就睡哪儿,反正这是你的地方,老娘哪儿都不去!”
对面大通铺的士卒们看到这种情况都也跟着笑起来,尤其是孟拱那死胖子,不由的起哄:“嫂子,你晚上跟单大哥可别闹太大的动静,我们可受不了!”
“没事,没事,那个嫂子,晚上你就睡儿这,他们受不了,我受得了!”,吕翼也不甘寂寞的附和了一句。
“都特么给老子闭嘴!”,话毕,单思礼黑着脸,直接就把人拖了出去。身后的千骑们也跟着哄然大笑,当兵三年,母猪赛貂蝉,冷不丁有个女人与他们说笑话,能不乖乖跟着听吗?
而单思礼这拽人也并不是一帆风顺,临出屋顺出来铜盆的吴氏,不停用头敲着他的头
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