第两千四百四十章 知不知道叫拱火啊?
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“知道什么叫食补吗?”对于不用保密的事,土间总悟一向都很坦白。
“……”闻言,平冢静到是迟疑了片刻后,方才道:“你是药膳?”
也不怪她会迟疑,这个国度本来就有药膳的法,只不过,谁家的药膳能像她今吃到的这样立竿见影?这都比特效药还管用了!
“看来平冢老师也很见多识广嘛,连药膳都知道,只不过……”可就在热血女教师心中吐槽不已时,土间总悟却是肯定了她的法并道:“既然知道药膳,那你刚刚干嘛要摆出一副吃惊的样子呢?”
“……”那特么也能叫药膳?感受着从身体里源源不断的力量,平冢静真想这么吐槽一句,如果这也能叫药膳,那她以前吃过的药膳都是什么啊?
“难道是因为衣衫炸裂……”
平冢静:“……”
能不能别再这事了!?等等……
“所以,我刚刚之所以会……”到这,她顿了顿后才道:“都是你搞的鬼?”难怪她问那得怪谁时,在场的人全都看向土间这子,话,如果是这子的话,那她岂不是冤枉了霞之丘?
“什么叫我搞的鬼?”不过,这种法却是让土间总悟不服了:“明明是你自己控制不了你体内的力量……”
“哈?”平冢静楞了,难道这还怪她了,再了:“你我控制不了我体内的力量……”看多了热血漫画的她到是明白这法是什么意思,可她的力量都是通过修炼一积累起来的啊,这也能控制不了?
“没错,如果你能控制自己的力量的话……”土间总悟却是道:“刚刚那种情况就不可能发生了?”
“……”听起来是有那么些道理,只不过,平冢静沉吟了片刻后,方才咬牙道:“既然是衣衫炸裂,那薙切总帅……”
“哈?”还没等她把话完呢,土间总悟就道:“那不很明显吗?对方跟你一样,同样控制不了自己体内的力量啊。”
“诶?”话音刚落,平冢静就再次一愣,半晌后,她又忍不住道:“我怎么就控制不了自己的力量了?我又没迎…”
“你你能控制自己的力量?”土间总悟打断道,像是为了证明自己的法一般,他一边着,一边从桌子上拿起一根筷子道:“那么,提问开始,如果我拿着这根筷子发力,使之跟桌面接触,请问,会出现什么情况?”
“……”这问题让平冢静感觉到了冒犯:“这种问题已经被漫画画烂了吧?肯定是捅穿桌面而其他地方毫发无损……”
“你确定?”
“不然呢?总不能是……”
也就在热血女教师开口的同时,土间总悟突然将手中的筷子对着桌面刺了过去,然后:“咔嚓,咔嚓……”
桌面确实是毫发无损,只有土间总悟手中的筷子变成了碎片。
“……”而这也让平冢静懵逼了,半晌后,她才忍不住道:“什么情况,你家桌子不会是钢铁打的吧?”
“你觉得可能吗?”话音刚落,土间总悟就翻了个白眼道:“我只是将破坏的力挪移到了筷子身上而已?”
“哈?”将破坏的力挪移到了筷子上,还有这种法?等等,应该,这又是个什么法?
“平冢老师……”见状,土间总悟忍不住道:“你最近不是在练习剑道吗?”
“???”这跟剑道有个屁的关系啊?
“诶?”也就在热血女教师发愣间,霞之丘诗羽忍不住道:“平冢老师还跑去修炼剑道了?”这女冉底还想不想嫁出去了?
“额……”闻言,土间总悟点零头道:“貌似平冢老师上次去过近藤道馆后,就……”
霞之丘诗羽:“……”
想起上次在近藤组里的所见所闻,她忍不住嘴角一抽。
平冢静刚刚调过来之前,她觉得对方已经是人类所能达到的武力巅峰了,虽然总悟君下楼的方式与众不同,但还能用对方精通跑酷来解释,顺带一提,即便知道对方精通跑酷,可在她的强烈要求下,总悟君最近也没用那种高手在民间,失手在阴间的方式下楼了。
而这也是她自得的点——证明总悟君还是很听她话的嘛!
土间总悟:“……”
会跟埋告状的诗羽就是屑……
动不动就他失手了她怎么办的诗羽也是屑,甚至还会假哭……
不过,他不讨厌就是了,毕竟,对方的关心,他确实真切的感受到了。
“诶?”抛开这些不谈,团子埋则是道:“为什么去了近藤道馆就想学习剑道了呢?”
平冢静:“……”
这还用吗?里面那些强者……
“大概是因为看到了近藤猩~先生……”
“因为看到了大猩猩?”连大猩猩的称呼都出来了,可见埋也很惊讶。
“埋,不要这么没礼貌哦,近藤先生……”
平冢静:“……”
咦?没想到土间这子在哥哥这个身份
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